So let's get ready to rumble...

Okey dokey, following a decision to alter my "about me" eBay page, I completely cocked things up and lost the lot; forced to consider my options, I decided to transfer grumpyguts.co.uk to 1&1 Internet Services and start again - often the best way. So now you're looking at the new grumpyguts - same as the old grumpyguts - just a bit slicker. Oh and this text has been corrupted from the 1&1 Website Creator software - great value, very professional looking and a pieceofpiss to set up, even though I say so myself. We'll add a few more items as time passes by.

In brief, you should know the following about us: our company was established in 2001 and had been responsible for providing outstanding eBay transactions ever since. Our speciality is in the area of flogging just anything that might be worth a bob or two. Our regular customers particularly value our honest integrity - our business is located at the end of the bar.

The following picture is an old favourite of grumpyguts - languishing off the coast of Skiathos a few years ago - he's gained a couple of pounds and lost the 'tache since this shot was taken, by the way.